im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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