Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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