i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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