And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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