I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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