He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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