just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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