So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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