you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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