that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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