i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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