The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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