better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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you never un-have a 4some
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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