There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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