I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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