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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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