did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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