Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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