There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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