i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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