U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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