He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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