Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm bleeding and have questions
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