Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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