You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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