did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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