On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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