we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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