i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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