She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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