Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize