just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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