i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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