he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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