would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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