I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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