Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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