She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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