How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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