I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's rum buckets o'clock
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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