sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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