my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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