I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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