hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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