he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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