You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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