I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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