i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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