Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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