marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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