I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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